
17 Knock Knock Jokes - New And Cheerful Ways To Flirt With Anyone
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17 Knock Knock Jokes - New And Cheerful Ways To Flirt With Anyone
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When you want an instant laugh, short puns are the way to go. Well, for one, they're short, which makes it easy to remember.
And then, there's the fact that they're puns, and puns have a unique way of making people laugh.
So yeah, short puns are your allies if you want something fast and effective. Go try to put one to the test right now!
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Well, the best short puns are those that are so relatable, it's impossible for anyone not to start laughing the moment you blurt them out.
Here are the 8 best short puns:
Oh wow, you must have a lot of money!
Does that make them steop?
Literally, baby!
That's a good way to put it.
A useful rip-off though!
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Does this guy happen to own a zoo?
I thought it isn't supposed to hurt?
Didn't know extinct creatures can be found in libraries!
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If you want a shorter version of short, then these puns one liners are your best bet. They're just what they are, short funny things that will get you laughing in no time.
Here are 8 short puns one liners:
Oh, poor you!
Did it mist you too?
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Don't remember it either.
Hey, who doesn't like free stuff?
Then you must buy that one.
And getting closer to the top every second.
I think everybody does.
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That's a really sad way to go.
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Would you call it a pun if they're not funny? I won't. But let's just admit that there are funny puns and there are those that are not so funny, even when they're supposed to be. I know you know what I mean right there. Anyway...
Here are 5 funny short puns:
June Julike it?
You need a better camera then.
I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Awwwww. That makes me sad.
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Guess we should call it leafsuckers.
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If there are really good, funny puns, then, of course, bad puns are also present. They are those that make the good ones good. I mean, you've got to have something to compare, right?
Here are 4 bad short puns:
I don't think that the principal will see that as good.
I bet you used 2 hands?
Oh, I thought they just need a passwood.
Not my cheese either!
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Oh yes, we do have math short puns because math can't be fun for everyone, right? But when you say a pun inspired by math, now we're talking.
Here are 4 math short puns:
Does that mean that their counterparts are algenemies?
Don't mention it.
That must've sounded good.
Oh, he'll starve!
When short puns are involved, it is a bit difficult to be clever because there are only limited words. However, it is not impossible. Take these clever puns for example. They ain't long, but they sure are clever.
Here are 5 clever short puns:
I definitely saw one two did there.
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You're not a-loan!
Oh, those sneaky people!
Oh, my stomach just growled!
Yup, Google that one. Thank me later.
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Animals are always a great subject because almost everyone loves animals, they're adorable! Do you know what's more adorable? Check out our list of animal puns right here.
Here are 6 short animal puns:
Me too!
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Oh, did the time go slow?
A bad guy!
Heeee yah!
That must be loud!
Bet they like basketball too?
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Oh and what is a list of puns if we don't include love puns? I mean, after all, love makes the world go round, right?
Here are 5 short love puns:
I would love to see them.
Bet you found them delicious, huh?
I sea that.
Rabbit you do.
I lava you too!
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Christmas, as they say, is the most wonderful time of the year. And actually, maybe just anything about Christmas is great, just like these short Christmas puns.
Here are 5 short Christmas puns:
Looks like someone's been naughty.
You too!
I though ice was supposed to be tasteless? Why is this one sweet?
Yes, I do!
No gift this year, I guess!
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Here is a downloadable list of short ouns (right-click the image and select Save Image As...):
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When choosing short puns, you need to be careful and take some things into consideration because like jokes, there are also bad puns and bad timing for puns. If you're a bit careless, you can end up offending someone, or worse, you can get in trouble. We're not trying to scare you here, we're just reminding you to be cautious. Plus, you do not need to get all worried, because we're here to help.
Here's how to pick the best short puns:
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Are you good at throwing punch lines? Or are you so bad you literally need to explain everything you say? If you're the former, then you can just pick literally anything in this list and you'll be good. However, if you are the former, then my suggestion is that you start with the most relatable and easy-to-deliver ones and work your way from there.
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Knowing your audience will save you from getting into trouble. Of course, if you know who you're telling the pun to, then that means you know if they like funny things, or if they're serious persons. This information will also let you know when you can be a bit more experimental or a bit more reserved.
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Are you in the public library where everyone's quiet? That's probably not the best time to blurt out a pun and make your friend laugh uncontrollably. Are you stuck in traffic and bored? That's the perfect time for these short puns. What we're saying here is that you should choose not only when, but also where you would tell a pun. It's important.
Oh wow, didn't you just love those puns? Well, if you did, we know you'll also love these other lists of witty things we've got.
Well, we've given you our best short puns right here! We do hope we were able to help you make someone else laugh today. Or you know, you can actually enjoy these puns by yourself. They're that good!
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