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by | | January 12, 2021


Love puns are the fun, and less awkward way, to tell someone how much you love them.

Yeah, there's the simple "I love you" and other mushier phrases, but if your someone loves to laugh, they'll appreciate some good love jokes.

These puns are witty and punny, and are sure to make that special person's heart smile. So, get ready to serve your best jokes because we've got only the best right here.

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13 Best love puns

Puns are funny, and love is sweet, put them all together and you've got a punny treat! Now treat your special someone to these lovely, yet witty, love puns.

Here are the 13 best love puns:

1. You’re the queen of my heart.

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This one works even when you aren't playing a game of cards.

2. We’re perfectly suited for each other.

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The same way our clothes, or suits, perfectly fit our bodies.

3. Yoda one for me!

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I guess this ones cute, if you're a fan of Star Wars. Otherwise, it comes off a bit corny.

4. Is this a science class?

If you've got a chemistry class with that person, that's the perfect time to deliver this one. Actually, any science class would work.

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Because we have great chemistry.

5. Your love is like vodka.

It's good that this is just a joke. Vodka is pretty strong and the chase leaves you with a bad feeling in the morning!

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You're worth the chase.

6. I fence-y you.

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This may not work unless you're british. Make sure the person understands that "to fancy someone", means the same thing as "I like you".

7. You make my heart gush, I lava you.

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This one will make you sound like a monster, especially the "I lava you" part.

8. We’re a matcha made in heaven.

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Make sure to deliver this one while drinking matcha green tea, otherwise it may come off as random.

9. We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.

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Wifi, wifey, technically the same thing. You'll get a connection from both.

10. I think you’re dandelion.

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And I ain't lion!

11. Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.

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Wait until you find a girl named Autumn to use this one.

12. You must be glue because I am sticking with you.

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Give them a hug after you deliver this one and act like you're stuck to them. This will really make the joke stand out.

13. I wood never leaf you.

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Two puns in one joke. This one's a keeper.

10 short love puns

Keep things simple and short with these short puns that get the point across without coming on too strong. These love puns are short and sweet, and tell someone exactly what they'd like to hear.

Here are 10 short love puns:

14. Life without you would be un-bear-able.

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Deliver this one to a bear for the full effect. It'll be able to appreciate it more than a human would.

15. I’m fawned of you.

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I'm quite fawned of you, my deer. You can't deliver this one without the deer!

16. I love having you as a snuggle bunny.

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Calling someone a snuggle bunny is much more sweeter than calling someone a snuggle buddy, right?

17. You’re my tweetheart.

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Tweet, tweet! Love birds are the sweetest.

18. You give my life porpoise.

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Porpoise is a type of whale that looks similar to a dolphin or beluga, if you didn't know.

19. You fit me to a tea.

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You're perfect for me and sweet as a cup of tea.

20. I’m head over peals for you.

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No, we don't mean peels. The meaning of peal is a loud sound that is repeated, like laughter or thunder.

21. Olive you.

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Or, if you want to be really silly; "olive juice".

22. Chew on this: I love you.

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If they love you back, they'll chew on it and spit it out for you to chew on after. I know, it's gross, but that's love...

23. Muffin can ever come between us.

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This one's even more funny if you actually have a muffin between the two of you. Make sure to give them the muffin once you've said this line.

10 clever love puns

You'll really seem clever if people think that these love puns came entirely from your mind. However, it's probable that no one will think that you came up these clever puns all on your own.

Though, if someone does believe that you're clever enough to make these up — don't worry — we won't tell a soul.

Here are 10 clever love puns:

24. I only have pies for you.

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You better have some pies in your hands while saying this, or tell them you'll make them some pies just for them. So sweet!

25. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.

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If you meet someone at Starbucks, or any other coffee shop, this one's the one to use.

26. You bake me crazy.

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This is only cute, and appropriate when written on a cupcake, cookie or cake. I wouldn't recommend actually saying this to someone...

27. Aloe you vera much.

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For this one, get a small succulent Aloe Vera plant with these words written on the vase. Talk about adorable!

28. Are you French?

A bit cheesy, but also pretty clever and not something you hear everyday.

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Becase Eiffel for you.

29. We were mint to be together.

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Mint ice cream? Mint candies? Mint gum? Anything but actual mint can go along with this one.

30. They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.

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This is what you call a double puns; one that plays on two words.

31. My wife likes it when I blow air on her, but honestly, I'm not a fan.

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If you'd like to use this one on someone you like, say it this way instead; "would you like me to blow air on you? Because I'm a huge fan".

32. I cannoli be happy when I'm with you.

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You don't have to love cannolis to love this puns, but, I mean, who doesn't love cannolis?

33. The bread said to the jelly-you're totally my jam.

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Or, more like, "I'm jelly and you're totally my jam!"

11 bad love puns

Enough with the mushy, lovey-dovey puns. Use these bad puns when you just feel like being silly. Say them to the person you love, or someone who you're only just talking to. These bad love puns aren't serious about love, but they are seriously hilarious.

Here are 11 bad love puns:

34. Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

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This is what you call love after you've been together far too long. It gets to this level eventually.

35. Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Probably the best joke on here. This perfectly describes a marital relationship.

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Wife: Yes and no.

36. What does the ghost call his true love?

What about if the ghost is a girl? Would she then call her love my ghouy friend?

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My ghoul-friend.

37. Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?"

The best way to burn someone who won't say 'I love you' back. Either take it or leave it.

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Me: "It's me talking to the wine."

38. To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

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Definitely one of the best! Marriage is a very, very long sentence without the death penalty.

39. When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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That's probably because he had a grand television with great reception at his wedding reception...

40. Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

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Their wedding was probably the bomb!

41. Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.

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When you've got a wife, you better have some money to spend, or here comes the debt — Until death do us part.

42. When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.

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Psychics have second sights, which means.that they have the ability to see further into a different realm.

43. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

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There's no way we can feel about people the way we do for desserts. Chocolate cake is a whole different kind of love.

44. My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.

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Car accident leads to accidental love. Clever joke with a sweet punch line.

Downloadable and Printable List of Love Puns

Here is a downloadable and printable jpg/pdf list of love puns (right-click the image and select Save Image As...):

How to Pick the Best Love Puns

So many love puns to use and so little time. What are we saying? You've got all the time in the world to use these love puns, but do you have the right people to use them on? Check out these tips below to figure out which love puns are perfect to use.

Here is how to pick the best love puns:

1. Master Your Approach

The way you deliver these love puns means everything. Choose puns that you're comfortable with and be confident in the delivery. If you aren't confident about one of these jokes, don't use it. If someone senses that you don't find them funny or charming, they won't either.

2. Consider Your Relationship

Choose puns depending on the situation or relationship. If you're in a serious relationship, go ahead and use anyone of these. Though, if you're trying to use these on a date, or while chatting with someone new, be careful about which ones you use.

Some could view you as coming on too strong, while some could be a little insensitive if you aren't sure of the person's personality.

3. Funny or Lovey?

Think about which mood you'd like to create before choosing which ones to tell someone. Do you just want to make them laugh? Or, do you want them to know how you feel about them in a funny way?

If you're using these puns to let someone know your feelings for them, be sure to stick to more mushier ones. Keep the funny ones for when you're only looking to make someone laugh.

More Witty Puns to Share or Start a conversation With

Puns are hilarious, and almost everyone loves them. If you enjoyed these love puns, you'll definitely enjoy these other ones!

  1. Animals always make great joke topics. So think about how funny these animal puns would be?
  2. Christmas is a time of joykes. Joy, jokes, pretty much the same word — They both make us happy! You know what else makes us happy? These Christmas puns!
  3. Math is no laughing matter, unless we're talking about math puns! These jokes about math are definitely something worth laughing for.

In Conclusion

Love puns are a fun way to tell someone that you have feelings for them. Yes, they're jokes, but they're also sweet and super cute.

Anyone will love to hear these love jokes, especially from someone they adore. These are the types of jokes that stay in someone's heart, and are hard to forget. These types of jokes make people feel special, and give them a happy feeling everytime they think about them.

So, if you have that special person, and you'd like to make them feel even more special, tell them these love puns and watch their whole face smile.

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