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They're often the first jokes we learn to tell, and for that reason, they still fill us with that childish, silly laugh every time we hear them: knock knock jokes.
Now, people love to look down on knock knock jokes as you get older. They say they're corny, childish, immature, and only funny because they're just so bad.
To which we answer, yes, absolutely. That's why we love them!
We've put together some of the best knock knock jokes out there these days. Use these with family and friends, at home and at work, or just to amuse yourself while you're waiting at someone's door. They're awful, wonderful, and always perfect for every moment.
So pick your favorites and getting knocking!
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24 Best Knock Knock Jokes
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When you're trying to sell the world on the greatness of knock knock jokes, you can't settle for good or mediocre jokes, you've got to really bring out the best.
For those humorless, skeptical friends who roll their eyes before you even get the second "knock" out, try these knock out knock knock jokes.
Here are the 24 best knock knock jokes:
1. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
Well, you did say it was no one...
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(Remain silent)
2. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
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No silly, cows go moo.
3. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Your inner five year old loves this one.
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Actually, it’s kangaroo.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
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You see me, do you need glasses or something?
5. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
I C3PO what you did there.
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R2-D2, of course.
6. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien
Alien who?
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Just how many aliens do you know?
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7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Starts in a galaxy far away and ends on top of a Swiss mountain.
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Good job yodeling!
8. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Passion
Passion who?
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Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in!
9. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A legit knock knock when you knock on someone's door.
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Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in!
A herd you were home, so I came over!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
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That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
11. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice
Venice who?
Potentially doubles as a "yo mama" joke.
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Venice your mother coming home?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
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CD guy on your doorstep?
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13. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
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Beats me.
14. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
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Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
How ruuuuude.
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Moooooo!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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Orange you going to answer the door?
17. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
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Voodoo you think you are!
18. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Behold, the knock knock meme mix.
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Daisy me rollin', they hatin'
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19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
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Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
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Kiwi go to the store?
21. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
Double great joke right here.
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W!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
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Ice cream soda people can hear me!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
A bit of breakfast humor before the coffee kicks in.
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Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Donut.
Donut who?
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Donut ask, it’s a secret!
21 Corny Knock Knock jokes
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Look, if you were completely honest with yourself, you'd have to admit you love corny jokes. You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
It's time to embrace all that starchy amusement and present to the world your favorite corny knock knock jokes.
Here are 21 corny knock knock jokes:
25. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
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Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?
26. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
They'll kick themselves for missing that punchline.
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Avenue seen it coming?
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
A joke for your toddler, or your inner toddler.
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Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!
28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
Who says corny jokes aren't high-brow?
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I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
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Goat to the door and find out.
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30. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
It's a novel way to increase the volume.
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Turnip the volume, I love this song!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
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Arfur got!
32. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Criminals can be corny too.
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Robin you — hand over the cash!
33. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Conrad who?
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Conrad-ulations! That was a good knock-knock joke!
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
A corny way to ask for a kiss...but surprisingly successful.
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Keith me, my thweet preenth!
35. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
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Anita to borrow a pencil!
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36. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
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Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides. Euripides who?
Bringing Greek tragedy into 21st century humor.
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Euripides jeans, you pay for ‘em.
38. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
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Leon me when you’re not strong!
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
For that rare occasion someone demands you tie their shoes for them.
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Tyrone shoelaces!
40. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
I swear I've heard that one before...
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Knock, knock
41. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
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Yacht to know me by now!
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42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zany. Zany who?
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Zany body home?
43. Knock, knock
>Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
I can tell that joke better than you.
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Annie thing you can do I can better!
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino who?
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Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
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I’m fine, Hawaii you?
21 Dad Knock Knock Jokes
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Dads are the undisputed champs of knock knock jokes. The first knock knock joke was probably formed by two dads amusing themselves at a barbecue. In other words, knock knock jokes basically are just a brand of dad jokes.
So, unleash your inner silly dad with all of these beauties.
Here are 21 dad knock knock jokes:
46. Knock knock.
A knock knock for those with short attention spans.
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It's open!
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
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Howl you know unless you open the door?
48. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah reason not to tell this one?
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Sarah problem here?
49. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
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Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hay.
Hay who?
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Well hay, don’t you remember me?
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51. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cotton!
Cotton who?
They'll really cotton on to this one.
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Cotton a trap, can you help me out.
52. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
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Howard I know?
53. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Hands down, one of the best dad knock knock jokes.
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Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
54. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Dads have to tell this at least once to get their dad card.
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Bless you!
55. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
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Baby Owl see you later.
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Hayven't heard that one before.
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Nana your business.
57. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
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Pecan somebody your own size!
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Like a peanut?
58. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
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Well, dozen anyone want to let me in?
59. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
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Abe C D E F G H…
60. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
For the hungry, debonair joke teller.
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Ah, handsome pizza to me please.
61. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
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Radio not, here I come!
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
An insect classic.
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Well, Roach you a letter, did you get it?
63. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink Oink!
Oink Oink Who?
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Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig Or An Owl?
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64. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Sure thing, Sonny.
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Well, Cher would be nice if you opened the door.
65. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya wait to tell this one?
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Kenya feeel the love tonight?
66. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
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I mustache you a question, but I’ll save it for later.
32 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
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Christmas is a time when family gather together to spend a lot of time annoying one another with corny jokes. Make sure you are top Christmas clown this year with a set of Christmas jokes that will really knock their socks off.
Here are 32 Christmas knock knock jokes:
67. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
If it's December, they really should have seen this one coming.
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Christmas is here!
68. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
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Mary Christmas!
69. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
What a hare-brained joke.
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Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
70. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Some great hole-y-day humor there.
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Donut open 'til Christmas!
71. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harold.
Harold who?
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Hark the Harold Angels Sing!
72. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
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Holly-days are here again!
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73. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
So it was Wayne in there all along!
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Wayne in a manger!
74. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
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Avery merry Christmas to you!
75. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Not going to be very useful that far north, though.
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Alaska Santa for a new bike!
76. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
And a happy new ear.
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Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.
77. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Not Riley.
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Gladys Christmas. You too?
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78. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
The kind of joke that ensures you won't see them again for another year.
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Heaven seen you since last Christmas!
79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
If not, yule get it soon.
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Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
80. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
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Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
81. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
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Your Santa impression needs a little work!
82. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Get the ladder and get her out then!
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Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
83. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
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Irish you a Merry Christmas!
via: Unsplash / Tim Mossholder
84. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Poor Hanna Partridge stuck in a tree.
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Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
85. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
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Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
86. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
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Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
87. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
No one could be bitter about this joke.
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Juicy what I see? A sled on the roof.
88. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
This joke's a killer.
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Dexter halls with boughs of holly...
89. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
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Justin time for Christmas cookies!
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90. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Meretricious.
Meretricious who?
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Meretricious and a Happy New Year.
91. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
What a pickle he was in.
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Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
92. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Murray
Murray who?
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Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
93. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
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Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
94. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It's impossible to squeeze more festive cheer into a knock knock punchline.
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Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
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It looks like rain, deer!
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96. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
I'm Mary happy to see them all.
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Luke at all those presents!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
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Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
98. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Show Answer
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
15 Math Knock Knock Jokes
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For a lot of us, just the word "math" inspires a sense of boredom. But even those who aren't "math people" can get a great chuckle out of math jokes, particularly when they come with a "knock, knock" at the beginning.
Whether in algebra or calculus class, or just at random, try out a few of these math-ively funny knock knock jokes.
Here are 15 math knock knock jokes:
99. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's
Two 4's who?
That joke really adds up to some serious amusement.
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No need to make lunch we already 8.
100. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
Show Answer
Math-you
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101. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Math Book!
Math Book Who?
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Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
102. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prism!
Prism who?
Geometric humor so funny, it should be illegal.
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Prism is where convex go!
103. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Math!
Math who?
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Can you pass the Math potatoes and gravy?
104. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mode.
Mode who?
But what does this joke even mean?
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Mode the lawn. What should I do next?
105. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Show Answer
Unit socks; I knit sweaters.
via: Unsplash / Dan Gold
106. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tangents!
Tangents who?
They often like to go with their cosines and other relatives.
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Tangents like to go to the beach.
107. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?
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Möbius a big whale!
108. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
What a hoot.
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Owl-gebra.
109. Knock Knock
Who's there?
One plus one!
One plus one who?
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Yes, one plus one is two.
110. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zeroes.
Zeroes who?
Just let that one sink in for a minute.
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Zeroes as fast as she can, but the boat doesn’t move.
via: Unsplash / the blowup
111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Outlier.
Outlier who?
Outlier!
Suppose that's better than an in-lier.
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We only let honest people in this house!
112. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Axis.
Axis who?
Circle back around to this one later.
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Axis for chopping, saw is for cutting.
113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
For those tens moments in a conversation.
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Tennis five plus five!
21 Stupid Knock Knock Jokes
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If we face up to it honestly, we know that knock knock jokes are so great because they are straight-up, unapologetically, outright stupid jokes at heart. That's not an insult. The fact is, people love stupid jokes, even when they're groaning at how bad they are.
So, don't run from it, don't hide from it. Embrace the fun stupidity and knock out a few of these stupid knock knock jokes.
Here are 21 stupid knock knock jokes:
114. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Owl see myself out now...
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Mum, there's an owl at the door!
115. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison the corner laughing, too.
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Alison Wonderland!
116. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Show Answer
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
117. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Show Answer
Do you carrot all about me?!
118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Of course not, that's why you're knocking.
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Is a bell working?
via: Unsplash / Luís Perdigão
119. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Show Answer
No need to cry, it's only a joke!
120. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
The end of the joke, probably.
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What are you so excited about?!
121. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Show Answer
What’s on tv tonight?
122. Knock, knock! Who's there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy to avoid laughing at this one.
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Troy the bell next time!
123. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
via: Unsplash / Harley-Davidson
But what does Van Gogh?
124. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Show Answer
Althea later alligator!
125. Knock, knock Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
But do any of us really know who we are, eh?
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Don’t you even know who you are?!
126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
127. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
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Alex-plain when you open the door!
128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
What nun-sense.
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Abbot you don’t know who this is!
129. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
Show Answer
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
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July back and wait while I was answering the door?
130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Show Answer
Viper nose, it’s running!
131. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
It can't be stupid. That's proper English.
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W-H-O!
132. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Show Answer
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
133. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Well, Oscar was really asking for it, wasn't he?
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Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!
134. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
LEGO.
LEGO who?
Show Answer
LEGO of the handle and let me in! LEGO of the handle and let me in!
22 Birthday Knock Knock Jokes
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There's a time and a place for knock knock jokes...and that's all the time. But, really, they tend to go best when they hit a theme, like birthday jokes. People expect corny jokes on cards and in videos at birthdays, so that gives you free license to throw in a few birthday knock knock jokes next time someone's cutting the cake.
Here are 22 birthday knock knock jokes:
135. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Hank you very much, Abbey.
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Abbey birthday.
136. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon cake...delicious...
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Bacon a cake for your birthday!
137. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Beer.
Beer who?
I'll cheers to that!
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Beer-thday greetings!
138. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
I'd rather stay Stan-ing.
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Ben over and get your birthday bumps!
139. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Show Answer
Bertha day greetings to you.
via: Unsplash / Lidya Nada
140. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
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Gus how old I am today!
141. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Well, you Kate have any.
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Ivan a piece of your cake!
142. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
This one really clogs up the conversation.
Show Answer
Wooden shoe like this birthday present?
143. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Show Answer
Osborn today – wish me a happy birthday!
via: Unsplash / Becky Fantham
144. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A door
A door who?
A great way to open a birthday conversation.
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A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!
145. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Show Answer
Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!
146. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Never a bad time to tell this one.
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Stopwatch you’re doing and have a happy birthday!
147. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Show Answer
Avery happy birthday to you!
148. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Show Answer
Police come to my birthday party.
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What an arresting invitation.
149. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Show Answer
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
150. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Hey, crocodile it down a bit, yeah?
Show Answer
Alligator something nice for her birthday.
151. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Show Answer
Art you going to a birthday party?
152. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bird.
Bird who?
This one really flies off the tongue.
Show Answer
Bird day greetings to you.
153. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isthmus.
Isthmus who?
Show Answer
Isthmus be your birthday!
154. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Show Answer
Lettuce come to your birthday party!
via: Unsplash / Adolfo Félix
If not, I'll be green with envy.
156. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Show Answer
Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?
19 Dog Knock Knock Jokes
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Dogs are man's best friend, and they're also man's best joke partner. So, lean on your canine companion for some humor and bark out a few of these dog jokes in knock, knock form to really take a bite out of a boring conversation.
Here are 19 dog knock knock jokes:
157. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Who's a good joke, yes, who's a good joke?
Show Answer
Arthur any more dogs out there?
158. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Show Answer
Eileen over to pet the dog.
159. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yorkie's.
Yorkies who?
They'll be howling in the aisles over this one.
Show Answer
Yorkies don't fit in the lock!
160. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dash.
Dash who?
Show Answer
Daschund!
161. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Show Answer
Ty up the dog before he runs away.
via: Unsplash / Alvan Nee
162. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
That's not ooze, it's slobber.
Show Answer
Ooze a good dog?
163. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Show Answer
Dasum cute dog!
164. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Certainly not a joke to cause offense.
Show Answer
Defense has a hole in it—that’s how our dog got loose.
165. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
That should be a piece of cake.
Show Answer
Doughnut pull my dog's tail, or he'll bite you!
166. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Show Answer
Leash you could do is open the door.
via: Unsplash / Landon Martin
This joke is really just holding back your comedic talents.
167. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Show Answer
Flea from that dog before he bites us!
168. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Show Answer
Irish I could get a puppy!
169. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
How.
How who?
Show Answer
How will we get away from that mean dog?
170. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
A perfect joke to get a cuddle from your girl...or your dog.
Show Answer
Pooch your arms around me!
171. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Show Answer
Ken you walk the dog for me?
172. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Bow!
Bow who?
What a ruff punchline.
Show Answer
Not bow who, bow wow!
via: Unsplash / Robert Gramner
173. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Show Answer
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
174. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Show Answer
Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!
175. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Show Answer
Theodore is stuck, and my dog can't get out!
14 Political Knock Knock Jokes
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We live in tense political times and that can make conversation in general pretty tense. Nothing clears the air and helps move past the day's political news like some good, cheesy political jokes. These political knock knock jokes take the stories of today and yesterday and give you the corny punchline you need to move on and talk about something else.
Here are 14 political knock knock jokes:
176. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Robert Mueller!
Robert Mueller who?
Show Answer
Doesn't matter, you've been charged with treason.
178. Knock knock
Whos there?
The IRS.
Show Answer
We are taking your house.
179. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
For when everyone is Russian you around.
Show Answer
Stalin for time!
180. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Show Answer
Rome is where the heart is!
181. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Show Answer
Caesar quickly before she gets away!
via: Unsplash / Jeffrey F Lin
182. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eclair!
Eclair who?
Show Answer
I Eclair war.
183. Knock knock
Who's there?
Obama Obama who?
Sure he feels like it these days.
Show Answer
OOO BAA MAA SSEELLFF
184. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dakota!
Dakota who?
Show Answer
Dakotaf arms.
185. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Royally amusing.
Show Answer
Queen as a whistle.
186. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Show Answer
Razor hands, you’re under arrest!
via: Unsplash / niu niu
That one's sharp!
187. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Show Answer
Aww, come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?
189. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
Show Answer
King Tut-key fried chicken!
8 Science Knock Knock Jokes
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The world is a fascinating place, and it's funny to boot. These science jokes really throw a lot of humor into the mysteries of the universe, then they knock our socks off with those knock knock punchlines.
Here are 8 science knock knock jokes:
190. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Show Answer
Juicy last nights episode of the Big Bang Theory?
191. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ohms!
Ohms who?
A joke Sherlock would sure appreciate.
Show Answer
Sherlock Ohms at your service...
192. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Prism!
Prism who?
Show Answer
It's the police if you don't open the door you're going to Prism!
193. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Uranium-235!
Uranium-235 who?
Better nuclear the area.
Show Answer
If you don't open this door I'm gonna split.
194. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Show Answer
I Saturn my phone or I would've called.
via: Unsplash / NordWood Themes
195. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Alkynes!
Alkynes who?
Show Answer
Alkynes of ways to open the door and all you want to do is joke around.
196. Knock Knock
Who's There?
0K!
0K who?
Show Answer
Hey buddy, absolute zero is no joking matter.
197. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Noble Gas!
Noble Gas who?
It doesn't matter.
Show Answer
Nevermind, I guess all my friends Argon.
11 Computer Knock Knock Jokes
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We live our whole lives on computers these days. Whether at the desk at work, on the tablet at home, or on the phone everywhere else, we are constantly on our screens. That gives us plenty of time to enjoy some computer jokes, and computer knock knock jokes really make the binary choice between laughter and groaning much easier.
Here are 11 computer knock knock jokes:
198. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Java.
Java who?
Show Answer
Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!
199. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah Yah.
Yah Yah Who?
Let's Google a good place to do it.
Show Answer
Yahoo, lets Party!
200. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Show Answer
Nooo! Thanks I use Google.
201. Knock knock
Who's there
SB!
USB who?
Show Answer
USB makes better honey.
202. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Show Answer
Ya who? .com
via: Unsplash / Jaimie Harmsen
203. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wire.
Wire who?
Show Answer
Wire you asking i just told you.
204. Knock knock
Who's there
Hard Drive!
Should have come in on a cloud.
Show Answer
Hard Drive who? I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.
205. Knock knock
Who's there
Digital!
Digital who?
Show Answer
Digital (Did I tell) you that Jeff Bezos is coming to dinner.
206. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Show Answer
Disk is a recording, please leave your message after the beep!
207. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
(very long pause)
Show Answer
Java.
208. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Show Answer
Zoom did you expect?!
5 Military Knock Knock Jokes
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The military is all about discipline and organization, and that leaves plenty of room for humor to sneak in. Military jokes are as old as the military itself, and some of the best come in knock knock form.
Here are 5 military knock knock jokes:
209. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Show Answer
Major headache, that noise!
210. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
GI don't know.
Show Answer
Army and you still friends?
211. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Lieutenant make it worse.
Show Answer
Major day, didn't I?
212. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Veteran.
Veteran who?
Show Answer
You veteran because I'm coming to get ya!
213. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sergeant.
Sergeant who?
Show Answer
Ladies sergeantlemen, please take your seats.
6 Coffee Knock Knock Jokes
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Nothing perks you up in the morning like a cup of joe. And nothing perks up the conversation like some great coffee jokes. So, knock a cup back and knock out some of these coffee knock knock jokes the next time you're sitting around bored in the cafe.
Here are 6 coffee knock knock jokes:
214. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Coffee Brew.
Coffee Brew Who?
Show Answer
Coffee Brew for me, not you.
215. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Caffeine.
Caffeine Who?
Show Answer
Caffeine in your bloodstream.
216. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Joe Coffee
Joe Coffee Who?
Show Answer
Joe Coffee's Ready!
217. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Norway, I like it black.
Show Answer
Sweden the coffee!
218. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Show Answer
Sid down and have a cup of coffee.
via: Unsplash / Kaylah Otto
219. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wool.
Wool who?
Unbaa-lievable. Get it yourself.
Show Answer
Wool you get me a coffee?
8 Lawyer Knock Knock Jokes
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The law can seem pretty stuffy and elitist sometimes. It's complicated and full of intricate arguments. You want isn't hard to understand, though? Lawyer jokes. These lawyer knock knock jokes are great for those who have passed the bar and those who are sitting at the bar and want to laugh at all the lawyers.
Here are 8 lawyer knock knock jokes:
220. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
It would be juris prudent.
Show Answer
Justice once, let me in, please.
221. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Show Answer
Everybody knows that!
222. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Show Answer
The judge's hammer. You are hereby sentenced to five years of forced labor.
223. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
Show Answer
Raoul of law!
224. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
I Ethiope not.
Show Answer
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
via: Unsplash / James Rajaste
225. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Show Answer
Almond the side of the law!
226. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lawyer.
Lawyer who?
For those attorneys who's flirting is sub bar.
Show Answer
Lawyer your expectations to avoid getting disappointed!
2 Office Knock Knock Jokes
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Office life feeling particularly tedious these days? If you can't knock off work early, pass the time with these office jokes. It's better than staring at that blank Word document.
Here are 2 office knock knock jokes:
227. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
That would be a flaming waste of time.
Show Answer
Stop dragon your feet and get to work.
228. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your Boss.
You're boss who?
Show Answer
Seriously. Get back to work!
14 Church Knock Knock Jokes
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Who says Christians don't have a sense of humor? These church jokes are great after a service, during Lent, or even when entertaining your heathen friends. The great thing about church knock knock jokes is it doesn't require any faith to find them funny.
Here are 14 church knock knock jokes:
229. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kristin.
Kristin who?
Show Answer
Kristin the baby in church!
230. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Show Answer
Must be the wind.
232. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
A divine punchline.
Show Answer
Heaven seen you in ages!
233. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holier!
Holier who?
Show Answer
I'm holier than you.
234. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Allah!
Allah who?
Show Answer
Allah these stars will guide us home.
via: Unsplash / Hamid Khaleghi
235. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Your Wife!
Your Wife who?
Show Answer
Are you mormon, how many wives do you have?
236. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
Maybe not, but you can certainly give them a laugh for free.
Show Answer
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
237. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?
Babylon.
Show Answer
I’m not really listening to the gibberish you’re spouting.
238. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Mark my words, someone will laugh at this joke.
Show Answer
Luke through the peephole and find out
239. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cain.
Cain who?
Only if you're Abel to open the door.
Show Answer
Cain I come in? It’s cold out here!
240. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sodom.<
Sodom who
Show Answer
Sodom earlier, but didn’t talk to ’em!
OK you go ahead now!
241. Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
And it's been raining for forty days out here.
Show Answer
I keep knockin’ but to Noah vail.
242. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Show Answer
Jimmy to the church on time!
243. Knock Knock Who’s there?
Kyoto.
Kyoto who?
Show Answer
Kyoto church before the ghosts get you!
6 Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock. Who's there. Cheesy jokes.
Come on in, since that's what we're looking for with a knock knock joke! These cheesy knock knock jokes are real muensters. In fact, they stink so bad, they're actually brilliant!
Here are 6 cheesy knock knock jokes:
244. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
A real grassy joke right here.
Show Answer
Pasture bedtime isn't it?
245. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Show Answer
Cozy who's knocking!
246. Knock-knock...
Who's there?
Dooby Doobid...
Dooby Doobid who?
A great one when meeting strangers in the night.
Show Answer
AH! A Frank Sinatra fan!
247. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorky!
Gorky who?
Show Answer
Gorky will unlock the door!
248. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Show Answer
Amish you!
249. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Show Answer
Maria me, I love you!
20 Bad Knock Knock Jokes
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There's not a lot of daylight between where knock knock jokes end and bad jokes begin. That's because knock knocks are intentionally bad, so bad, in fact, they swing back around and become hysterical. So, embrace the dark side and share a few of these bad knock knock jokes.
Here are 20 bad knock knock jokes:
250. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
Show Answer
...
251. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Show Answer
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
252. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Show Answer
Canoe come out and play with me?
253. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Show Answer
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
254. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie, who?
Show Answer
Annie one you like!
via: Unsplash / Thought Catalog
Annie body dislike this joke?
255. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Ivan to bandage that up.
Show Answer
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
256. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Show Answer
Needle little money for the movies.
257. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Show Answer
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
258. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Show Answer
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
259. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Show Answer
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
via: Unsplash / Pawel Janiak
Let the laughs come flooding out after this one.
260. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Show Answer
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
261. Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Show Answer
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
262. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Show Answer
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
263. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
When the conversation goes cold.
Show Answer
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
264. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
Show Answer
OMG. You said you will never forget.
via: Unsplash / Andrew Pons
265. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Show Answer
Ben hoping I can come in.
266. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Sure, for the right price.
Show Answer
Value be mine to cherish and to hold?
267. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Show Answer
Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?
268. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Buzz off, Mom!
Show Answer
Honeybee a dear and eat the rest of your dinner, please.
269. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Show Answer
Theresa fly in my soup!
20 Witty Knock Knock Jokes
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While every one loves to knock knock knock jokes, they're actually pretty clever. Puns aren't the easiest thing to pull off. But if someone still needs convincing, tell them these witty jokes that start with a knock knock and always end with a laugh.
Here are 20 witty knock knock jokes:
270. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
You tell 'em!
Show Answer
Says me, that’s who!
271. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Godiva
Godiva who?
Will some chocolate do?
Show Answer
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
272. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Show Answer
Weevil weevil rock you.
273. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aaahh.
Aaahh who?
Show Answer
A big bad wolf, apparently.
274. Knock knock.
Why the heck are you knocking? You’re right next to me!
via: Unsplash / Lan Pham
275. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
What a Boise-body.
Show Answer
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
276. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Show Answer
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
277. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
But it sounds so sweet!
Show Answer
Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear
278. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Show Answer
Interrupt…ARRRRRRRRR!
279. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Show Answer
Robin the piggy bank again.
via: Pexels / cottonbro
280. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amazon.
Amazon who?
Show Answer
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do?
281. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Take this joke to the cleaners.
Show Answer
Ammonia little kid!
282. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enid.
Enid who?
Show Answer
Enid to take a nap!
283. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
India.
India who?
Show Answer
India night time I go to sleep!
284. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Show Answer
Nacho momma!
via: Unsplash / Herson Rodriguez
285. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Time
Time who?
Show Answer
Time for dinner, it's getting late.
286. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Show Answer
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
287. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Gesundheit.
Show Answer
Do you need a tissue?
288. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Show Answer
Clara space on the table!
289. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Show Answer
Berry nice too meet you. Can I come in now?
20 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever
via: Unsplash / Felix Rostig
If someone has very little patience for knock knock jokes, don't waste an opportunity, then, and go with the funniest jokes ever that you've got to hand...say, a few of these.
Here are 20 funniest knock knock jokes:
290. Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle...
Show Answer
OMO!
291. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Horton Hears a
Horton Hears a who?
Funny and a good read.
Show Answer
That's my favorite book!
292. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Show Answer
Knock knock.
293. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scot
Scot who?
Show Answer
Scot nothing to do with you!
294. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
Show Answer
A Mayan in the way?
via: Unsplash / Marv Watson
295. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Show Answer
Matthew lace has come undone!
296. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Show Answer
Raichu are!
297. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
A genie-us punchline.
Show Answer
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
298. Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
Show Answer
For you!
299. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
GooseGoose who?
Show Answer
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
via: Unsplash / Brett Jordan
300. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Russian
Russian who?
Show Answer
Stop rushin' me!
301. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
HeyHey who?
Show Answer
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
302. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Show Answer
Jamaica great keyboard player!
303. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Show Answer
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.
304. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
Show Answer
You crack me up!
via: Unsplash / ASHLEY EDWARDS
This one's not too hardboiled.
305. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Show Answer
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired.
306. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zaire
Zaire who?
Show Answer
Zaire is polluted!
307. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Show Answer
Jim mind if I come in?
308. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
What's up with that, doc?
Show Answer
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
309. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hada!
Hada who?
Show Answer
Had a great time, how about you?
7 New Years Knock Knock Jokes
via: Pexels / Romain Morel
Start every new year right by starting it with smiles and laughter. They say every year follows from those first moments after the ball drops, so tell these new years jokes before everyone finishing singing Auld Lang Syne.
Here are 7 new years knock knock jokes:
310. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple Who?
Get to the core of the holiday.
Show Answer
Apple New Year!
311. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Show Answer
For cheese a jolly good fellow!
312. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Shows some sharp wit.
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Razor glass and toast the New Year!
313. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah Who?
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Hannah Happy New Year!
314. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
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Beth wishes for a happy New Year!
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Awful nice of Beth.
315. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe King.
Joe King Who?
Show Answer
Joking like this on New Year Eve?
316. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Show Answer
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow!
16 Nerd Knock Knock Jokes
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There's always something a little nerdy about telling knock knock jokes, but these days, that's a compliment. So, lean into your nerdy love of nerd jokes by nerding out over these knock knock punchlines.
Here are 16 nerd knock knock jokes:
317. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toby
Toby who?
Really Hamlet-ing it up.
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Toby or not to be-that is the question.
318. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil Who?
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Fossil last time, open the door.
319. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pit.
Pit who?
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Pit-za delivery!
320. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel Who?
What an electric joke.
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A Jewel is a unit of work or energy.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
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Dee-licious cookies for sale!
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322. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Carrot.
Carrot Who?
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Karate Chop!
323. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nerf.
Nerf Who?
Nerf-er heard that one before.
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Your Nerf-ew.
324. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Narnia!
Narnia who?
What a magical punchline.
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Narnia business.
325. Knock
Who’s there?
Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
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Hey Fibonacci, is that you again?
326. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
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Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
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327. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire Who?
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Vampire State Building.
328. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit Who?
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Hobbit going out for a lunch later?
329. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tangents.
Tangents Who?
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Tangents like to go to the beach.
330. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach Who?
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Bach to school!
331. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi Wan.
Obi Wan Who?
You won't have to force a laugh with this one.
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Obi Wan of the good guys.
332. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Show Answer
Don’t call me cuckoo!
14 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
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Thanksgiving is about family, turkey, pie, and corny jokes. You simply aren't doing the holiday right if you don't bring a few Thanksgiving jokes of your own. So, share in the spirit by basting your dinner on these knock-knock jokes.
Here are 14 thanksgiving knock knock jokes:
333. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Possum.
Possum who?
Not most people's favorite kind of gravy.
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Possum gravy on my potatoes.
334. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
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Harry up—I'm hungry!
335. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
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Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?
336. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
That's right! More possum gravy!
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Phillip a big plate and dig in!
337. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
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Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!
338. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Show Answer
Emma pig and I ate all the mashed potatoes.
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339. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
I'd check with Emma.
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Annie body seen the turkey?
340. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
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Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
341. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?
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Odette’s a big turkey!
342. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Not if Emma has anything to say about it!
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Tamara we’ll have leftovers!
343. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ava.
Ava who?
Show Answer
Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?
344. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Show Answer
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
345. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Show Answer
Nadia your head when you say "Gobble! Gobble!"
346. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Maybe some of the possum variety.
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Esther any more gravy?
How To Pick The Best Knock Knock Joke
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Telling knock knock jokes is pretty simple. That's part of their charm. But choosing the right knock knock can seem tough. That's why we've made it simple for you with these four steps.
1. Consider the Occasion
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Is this a holiday? A birthday? Or just a random day? Choose the jokes that fit the moment.
2. Go with Your Gut
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Choose the jokes that you think are funny, since those are the ones most likely to get a laugh from others.
3. Knock Your Format
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Some knock knock jokes require a partner, some are told solo. Which ones work best for you?
4. Pick Jokes That Fit Your Delivery
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Everyone tells jokes a little differently. Try some of these jokes out loud. Which ones sound the best when you tell them?
More Awesome Joke Ideas
If you're looking to mine the world's greatest corny jokes for your own amusement, you'll need more than just great knock knock jokes. You're going to need some variety. We've got you covered. Just check out these terrible and terribly funny jokes:
- These killer shark jokes will really take a bite out of any tense conversation.
- Try some pirate jokes that will leave everyone's timbers shivering with laughter.
- Dude walks into a bar and tells walks into a bar jokes after reading this.
- Keep it short and sweet with the best one liner jokes. No, seriously.
In Conclusion
People love jokes, even if they pretend they're above them. The knock knock jokes we've shared here are among the best out there. Whether someone feels too good for a knock knock or not, these jokes are going to get them laughing.
So, pick your favorites, and get knocking.
