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What's baking, soda? This post will be about the groan-worthy bad puns.
Animal puns? Music puns? Love puns? Yeah, we've got all of them, and they're all excellent. But we can give you a worthy share of terrible puns that are so bad that they're good.
Be warned; this post will be so bad (but funny) you'll be laughing nonstop.
Let's start.
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Now that we know that the worst puns are often the best puns, you won't be surprised to see some genuinely terrible jokes on this list. If it's about a baby ant, a friar, or kleptomania, the possibilities are endless. Are they so bad that they're fantastic? You'll need to read through them and test them out on your friends to find out.
Here are the 5 best bad puns:
Although a little violent, this is the funniest joke that will no doubt amuse lots of people. Of course, it's a bad idea to do this for real.
This person was probably having the time of his life. It might take people some time to work this one out, but they will groan loudly when they do. Your father will be proud you let out a dad joke like this one.
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A short but sweet pun that gets to the point quickly. It's worthy of every grin it receives. It's good to explore your sense of humor then use what you find amusing to tickle the funny bone of other people.
Raucous laughter ensues! Okay, maybe this silly pun is only good enough to crack a slight smile out of people. But at least it's easy enough to enjoy without needing those million degrees.
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This pun is terrible because even though it makes sense, it doesn't quite make sense. If you share this one, let's hope it's your audience's humor.
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Clever puns challenge us and make our brains try hard to work out the funny joke. Combine this aspect of the trick with the fact that these puns are awful, and you'll be inducing sighs and groans in no time at all. People who love puns often like clever ones the best because it is almost an achievement to find them funny. If you don't use some of these clever puns, you'll be making a big missed steak. Get it?
Here are 6 clever puns:
This one is undeniably cheesy. People probably won't be able to guess the punchline, but it is effortlessly funny.
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This funny pun might elicit a few giggles. Brush it up before Valentine's day because a good sense of humor is sexy! Remember to smile and laugh yourself because laughter is contagious.
Who isn't down for a laugh? People might need to take a second or two to think about the punchline, but clever puns do up the ante for good humor.
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The delivery is everything if you choose to go with this bad pun (that's also a really good pun). Make sure to keep a serious face and wait for the reactions of those that get it.
A wordplay like this is best when spoken aloud. Of course, everyone will have their own opinions, but you're sure to be considered a talon-ted jokester.
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This is a short pun that gets right to the punchline. Get a few of these up your sleeves, and you'll be punstoppable!
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Everyone loves animals, and almost everyone loves a bad joke. So, when you combine them, you get a hilariously bad punchline that is so terrible that it's amusing. Animal puns can be great for any kid because they are very accessible - even young kids have heard of many different types of animals. Bird puns? Dog puns? Cat puns? Yeah, we love animals.
Here are 4 bad animal puns:
This one truly is a terrible pun. If you were looking for corny and funny animal cracks, this was it.
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This animal pun will make people shake their heads. It's definitely corny, but it's outstanding in its field.
Did you imagine that you could make so many jokes about cows? They are udder nonsense, but it's what makes them funny.
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Although this punchline is very obvious, and kids will love this. Crack it at a kiddie birthday, maybe?
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Want to keep things snappy and make your friends shake their heads in disappointment in the fastest time possible? Short puns are precisely what you're looking for. Memorize some of these short puns so that you can throw them out whenever the urge arises.
Here are 4 short puns:
We’re not sure where hopeless puns and jokes started, but they’ve become an art form. This insanely bad punchline will make people groan before they chuckle.
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This one is a pun that many chefs (and maybe Twitter, too) will appreciate. If you're looking for something simple and funny to post on your social media, try a pun, and you're sure to get a few likes.
If you're bored at the airport, you can amuse your family with this awful pun. Maybe just make sure your suitcases have traveled with you if you do.
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Can you think of a situation where this bad medical pun would be welcome? Perhaps your doctor will find it pun-tastic.
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Kids are often really amused by Christmas puns and jokes, but adults can find them enjoyable too. Not because terrible puns are hilariously funny, but because everyone can be united in the agreement that they are dreadful. They're even more horrifying than a bad knock-knock joke.
Here are 3 bad Christmas puns:
As long as everyone knows what a podiatrist is, this is amusing. Entertaining and humorous jokes are just what the doctor ordered.
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The punchline to this joke isn't too difficult to guess, but there is still something merry about it. Sleigh Christmas dinner and share this one with the family.
People might appreciate this wordplay for some light entertainment at Christmas time. Even the ghost of Christmas past will try not to laugh.
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Whether you are talking to your crush or in a long-term relationship, you can use these dreadful love puns to upset and confuse the apple of your eye. If they laugh, you should be wary of them as they are not honest with you - these puns are groan-inducing (at best).
Here are 4 bad love puns:
Comparing someone to a vegetable might not impress them that much, but hey, isn't the idea to get a smile. This is cringe-worthy but still pulls at the heartstrings. Rest assured, this one is cute.
You'll probably receive a sympathetic smirk in return for using this. Live on the fun side of romance and just hope your wife or girlfriend loves bacon.
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This is one of the best puns to use on someone you love. Give them an extra sweet treat and fill them up with laughter.
Using this is really a great way to confuse someone. You can experiment though, and see if your friends will get it.
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Do you know someone who loves math? These bad math puns will be a hit if you want to amuse and also confuse. Many of these are easy to understand - the punchlines are pretty simple. However, friends and family members might find it hard to know why you are telling such hilariously hopeless jokes in the first place.
Here are 5 bad math puns:
Make math fun with this carefully crafted farce. Say enough and they're bound to add up to some joyous giggles. Just be ready for the aftermath.
This is bound to get a snicker out of somebody. Besides, number jokes make learning fun!
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Why not try this one out on a friend that loves math? Just don't get lost on a tangent, or the joke will never end.
It might take a moment for people to work this one out, but you'll get an acute smile when they do.
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A gag that everyone can understand. You might get an eye roll or two, but we know deep down inside there is chuckling.
Here is a downloadable and printable jpg/pdf list of puns that are awful (right-click the image and select Save Image As...):
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Sharing is caring, so spread the fun vibes. You might have a few questions first though.
Most puns are fun wordplay, but sometimes people just don't get it. If it's met with cynicism, then the joke will likely be lost on that person. Really, terrible puns, like terrible jokes, are when the punchline just doesn't hit home. Either there is too much ambiguity, or it's too complex to enjoy.
Puns aren't controversial, but they can be considered totally useless jokes. If you did the delivery and it was really that awful, make sure to follow up with better material. If it was told to you, share some of the ones you read in this article so they know what the definition of a good pun is.
Puns are simply a play on words. Either the word you use has a different meaning to another word, or they sound the same. The other option is to use a word that has more than one meaning. They're generally intended to be funny.
Well, first of all, learn to appreciate witty and fun wordplay. You'll find this essential with a lot of jokes. To be a really funny guy or gal, you need to know your audience and then put yourself in the spotlight. Share personal stories that others will find amusing. Delivery is a huge factor with punchlines and the telling of jokes. Watch professional comedians see how they do it and mimic their style. Find what suits you. It all comes down to perseverance at the end of the day because you'll improve with time.
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Often, the best puns are ones that make the person you're talking to think. You don't want the punchline to be too obvious. You don't want the person to work out what you're going to say before you have said it. This is why some double meaning works best with puns. Follow the tips below to pick the best lousy puns and have a Fanta stick time!
Here is how to pick the best bad puns:
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It's not that you shouldn't use Christmas puns unless it is Christmas time or Halloween puns unless it's Halloween. But it can be helpful to think about how relevant the joke you're planning to use is to a situation. For example, if you choose a math pun, think about why you have selected this category. Does the person you're talking to love math? If not, it is best to choose a more general category of jokes. If you're talking to kids, choose puns that are kid-friendly. And when you're talking to the bartender? Maybe an orange soda or soft drink-related pun would work!
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Think about picking a bad one that matches the person's level of comprehension. That is to say, don't get too silly with the jokes if you're talking to a clever adult and, equally, don't try to make young children laugh with clever puns that go right over their heads. Tailor your choices to your audience. Otherwise, they'll feel like they need a brain transplant with your kind of humor.
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This consideration is essential because some jokes only work when written down, and others only work when spoken aloud. It would be best if you thought about this when deciding which puns to use and how you will deliver them - either said in person or on the phone or via message.
Using puns not only amuses the person you're talking to but also makes you seem funny, intelligent, and quick-witted. If you're hoping to find some awesome puns that you can use on your friends, look no further:
Now that you have lots of ideas for bad puns, you can write down your favorites and use the best ones whenever a relevant situation arises.
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